If we were in a deck of cards, I'm the joker.
If we were in a game of chess, I'm the king.
If we were a covered textbook, I'm the title page.
If we were a news paper, I'm the page number.
If we were a physics problem, I'm the air resistance.
If we were an electricity numerical, I'm the wire resistance.
If we were a house, I'm the unused cupboard.
If we were a website, I'm the terms and conditions.
If we were an exam paper, I'm the "PTO".
If we were days, I'm Wednesday.
If we were birthdays, I'm Feb 29th.
If we were a standing ovation, I'm the chair.
If we were in a family, I'm the steriotypical middle child.
If we were in a class, I'm the average student.
If we were people...